Thursday, May 31, 2012

Is It Possible Snooki Is Sara Palin's Child?

I was having a conversation with a good friend yesterday about how John McCain impaled his election chances in 2008 when he selected the brain-dead, illiterate Sara Palin as his running mate.  Even following Bush's disasterous last term for Republicans, it would have been hard to lose to an African-American community organizer with almost no DC experience and a name that sounded Islamic.  I really think Palin was McCain's achille's heel.

Now Bill Maher has come up with a reasonable theory that Jersey Shore's "Snooki" may actually be an offspring of Sara Palin's:

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It surely makes sense to me: Inbred idiocy begets mongolism begets MTV's "Jersey Shore." I tried watching it once and you truly have to be a caveman to understand the grunting that passes for dialogue...

21 comments:

  1. McCain was another elite liberal masquerading as a Republican Conservative. He was an old white guy which reminded the US of the departing old white guy with numb nuts. Obama was simply a backlash.

    Unfortunately, the cure was worse than the disease.

    I have no %ucking idea who Snooki is and I see that as a good thing.

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    1. LOL. McCain could have won with a credible VP candidate and a better campaign. He needed the equivalent of Karl Rove as his attack dog.

      You don't want to know who Snooki is. I'm hate the fact that I do

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  2. Snooki? Isn't that like British pool?

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  3. Dave - your offering about Palin is in bad taste and reveals a side of you that you might want to conceal going forward.

    Your thoughts about the economy and the markets are much more insightful and worthy of publishing.

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    1. Huh? I call 'em like I seem. Palin is inbred and so is Snooki

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  4. As long as we're doing humor I just LOVED this:

    Indeed, if the Northern Hemisphere was destroyed in a nuclear war, the Federal Reserve, JPMorganChase, and HSBC would get some brokers to Sydney, Rio de Janeiro, and Johannesburg to sell gold futures massively and drive the price down by at least 5 percent. Kitco market analyst Jon Nadler would crawl out from the rubble and opine to the cockroaches that the gold price had fallen because so many gold buyers had been killed, as he always had predicted would happen. CPM Group's Jeff Christian would telephone New Zealand not to worry because he was flying down with reams of gold-colored paper that would work just as well in Wellington as it did in New York as long as nobody asked what was behind it. And the World Gold Council would console itself with whatever high-fashion models could be found wearing nose rings in French Polynesia."

    John Embry, you're KILLING me !!

    But seriously, folks:
    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/big-reset-2012-and-2013-will-usher-end-scariest-presentation-ever

    Also Dave, I'm pretty sure the Captcha sequences I'm getting here are a coded message from the Illuminati. I've been scrawling them in a notebook and though I haven't deciphered them entirely, I think they do spell out some cryptic allusion to Pal's thesis.

    Just sayin' ...

    Chins up!

    ;0)
    -W

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  5. You say " Inbred idiocy begets mongolism"...
    I usually find your posts insightful and enjoyable to read, but to single out an unfortunate child in that way, and to slur a whole group of unfortunate people who have Down syndrome by suggesting they are the result of "inbred idiocy", is just cruel, untruthful, hurtful and totally unjustified, whatever you may think of the adults you mention.

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    1. Huh? Inbreeding does breed mongolism. Palin is inbred and so is Snookie. No judgements there, just calling it as I see it and as it is...

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    2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyVmz5shxOA

      -AG

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    3. Hi Dave,
      Are you unaware that Sarah Palin has a Down syndrome child? Your text reads as if that child is the result of Sarah Palin's "inbred idiocy". I can't believe that you meant to make such a derogatory remark about a small child. And no, it's not "funny".
      "mongolism" has not been the official name for Down syndrome since 1965.
      And sites like Wikipedia or the Mayo Clinic do not mention inbreeding as a cause of Down syndrome.

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    4. Ya I'm well aware. Big deal. Inbreeding breeds downs syndrome. So what. You want political and social correctness, go watch CNN. I'm here to call it as I see it and to report the truth. And my remark was with regard to Palin and Snooki. Not the kid who Palin is too busy with her own narcissism and self-aggradizement to properly care for...

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  6. Laughing.....

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  7. Dave, obviously some of your readership lacks them funny bones...lighten up people. On a serious/sad note, the hoi polloi will only vote/follow those losers that are pretty and can provide consistent sound bites that the sheep will follow (e.g. TOTUS, Palin, et al). Human nature is often a mob mentality which is spelling disaster for our country's leadership and spelling $$$$ for the producers of the mindnumbing television spewed out on many channels (Snooki I am sure is thanking her lucky stars every day). If Ron Paul had the charisma of these "reality" TV douchebags and could dumb down his message for the hoi polloi to understand, we might yetdig out of our current mess. As it stands, I will be the "glass half full" guy trying to spread out the proverbial tarp to protect the sheep from the shiite hitting the fan by imploring physical PM ownership. But who am I kidding...deaf ears.

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  8. Ciao Dave, hai perfettamente ragione a proposito di questa Snooki (e di Sarah Palin) !
    Ho visto 9,4 minuti secondi di Jersey Shore su un canale di Sky Italia e sono rimasto letteralmente DISGUSTATO da questa povera lobotomizzata !
    Comunque, le elites politiche occidentali sono tutte della stessa "pasta": è di ieri la notizia che Berlusconi si è "fumato" in due anni qualcosa come 10 milioni di euro con le sue amichette di Bunga Bunga.

    Marco

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    1. Saluti Marco! Come stai?
      Bravo per Berlosconi! è un uomo vecchio e ha bisogno di avere il suo divertimento LOL.

      Comunque, d'accordo. Tutti i politici sono uguali.

      Ciao ciao
      Dave

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  9. Something is working, maybe they have switched off the news to switch on Snooki. But I would take a bet that the Government are installing all those back doors because the front ones have ceased to work. I was talking to a dentist wife from Chicago who said voting was now arund 23% turnout in Chicago. She tried to tell me that the hoi polloi (poor blacks) should turn out for Obama. I pointed out 23% was the level they achieved in East Germany before the fall of the Stasi and refusal to vote was an accepted revolutionary act in a full lock down police state. Got a few stares at the dinner table but what the hell at least I've got a mouth.

    "The number of the primetime viewers of America’s mainstream cable news network CNN has dropped to its lowest in over 20 years.

    According to the latest figures in the United States, the network had its lowest-rated month in over a decade in April."

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  10. Palin was nothing more than a photogenic bimbo and why McCain chose her is beyond me, but it didn't really matter who McCain chose. Bush was so unpopular that even a rubber sex toy could have beaten the Republicans. As far as "snooki" is concerned, she looks like a bimbo as well based on the image google provided.

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  11. West Colorado TomSunday, 03 June, 2012

    The plan from the start was to lose the election. The republicans had done enough damage. It was the democrats turn. That's why Romney dropped out. He didn't want the planned defeat on his record. So how was McCain to run a phony campaign? He couldn't run against the Bush legacy. He couldn't even promise reform like his opponent did. He might have been elected just by agreeing with his home state that illegal immigration was out of control and maybe speaking against financial fraud. But that never happened. People were starting to ask, why doesn't McCain act like he is serious about the presidency. Palin was a distraction to give the media something to focus on in place of the obvious lack of a campaign strategy. And it worked too. It's just sad that no one told Palin what her function was. She acts like she beleives she was a real candidate.

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  12. Hmm. Dave you are saying McCain lost because Palin is dumb, but Obama won with Biden? Whoee haw haw that's a good one.

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  13. hmmm...no, I didn't say that at all

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